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Simple Self-Defense Tips that Everyone Should Follow

Simple Self-Defense Tips that Everyone Should Follow

While I live in a relatively safe place, I’m still interested in self-protection. Especially since I have a wife and children. It’s my responsibility to keep them safe. During my first meeting with my self-defense instructor two years ago, he said, “I can tell you ninety-nine percent of what you need to know about self-defense, … Continue reading


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