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Why I Hate Facebook

Why I Hate Facebook

Why do I hate the book of faces? Mainly, because it makes me like humans less. If it were not for Facebook, I would not have known how many people I know in real life are racists, anti-government extremists, or science deniers. If it were not for Facebook, I wouldn’t have known that the majority … Continue reading


  • ..."What if we're the ones thinking about escalating a confrontation? ...How do we know if it's worth it?... It's very simple: Three days from now, if you're sitting in a jail cell or lying in a pine box, was the escalation worth it?" Tim Larkin, When Violence is the Answer.
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