Nowhere Tribune

A husband and daddy, striving to love his neighbors and be kind to his pets. I love this life, good food, good beer, and a few good friends. My other interests are hiking, taking walks, lifting weights, reading books by manly authors like Hemmingway and Twain, and splitting fire wood with my bare hands.
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Review: Tithe! Pay it or Face the Curse, by a Man Who Sincerely Believes Kenneth Copeland

  Tithe! Pay it or Face the Curse By Nkanu Ovai Nkanu According to Nkanu Ovai Nkanu in his poorly formatted and unedited book, “Tithing is the believer’s foundational obligation for prosperity… Whenever you spend or eat tithe, God charges you to His court.” I’m guilty of “spending tithe” (should we not say “a” tithe?), … Continue reading

Numerologists Say World did End Saturday, but NASA is Covering it Up

Christian numerologists say that the world did end on September 23, but that NASA is covering it up. Based upon an interpretation of Scripture and numerical codes in the King James Version Bible, numerologists predicted September 23 to be a “day of doom,” and they say that despite claims and evidence to the contrary, it was: … Continue reading

We’re Now on Facebook!

Nowhere Tribune is finally on Facebook. Yeah, we’re a little behind. But please, check out our page and consider “liking us.” Thanks!

Review: A Place Called Heaven by Robert Jeffress

The first thing we read on the “About” page is that Robert Jeffress “is senior pastor of the 13,000-member First Baptist Church, Dallas, Texas, and a Fox News contributor.” He has a long list of impressive interviews with Big Names, and he recently led his church in a $135 million church renovation which covers six … Continue reading

The De-conversion of a Calvinist (Revision 3?)

To my three or four faithful readers—I apologize for reposting this, but I continue to feel compelled to edit it for clarity and simplicity. This version is close to 1,000 words shorter than the previous. My parents and grandparents were Primitive Baptists. My great-great grandfather, and his father, were pastors of a small Primitive Baptist … Continue reading

Running Tips for Men: How to Minimize Your Creepiness

Originally posted on Nowhere Tribune:
Photo from: * I had posted this on my other blog a while back, but thought a few readers of this site would like it, too. Runner’s World is full of articles on “running etiquette,” which is fine, though most of us know not to blow our nose on nearby…

Florida Church Says September 23, 2017 will Fulfill Prophesy in Revelation 12:1-2

A Florida church says that September 23, 2017 will be the beginning of the end. Last year, we spoke with Judson Whitehead, pastor of Old Times Gospel Church in Sunny Bog, Florida, regarding what he believed to be a fulfillment of prophecy in Daniel 12:4—clown sightings. At the time, Whitehead and many of his church … Continue reading

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