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Local Cow Herd Goes on Strike Demanding Better Treatment

BAIRD, TX—A local group of cattle is on strike until they receive the same rights as the horses, says a representative of the herd. According to the black Angus herd bull, Chester, the cattle are tired of being treated like second class citizens of the farm. “The horses sleep in private stalls each night, while … Continue reading

An Old Vaquero

Martin (pronounced Mar-TEEN) Carrillo limped from the fire to the squeeze chute with a branding iron in his gloved hand. By the time he pressed the iron against the steer’s hip, it was cool. Looking at the iron with disgust, he grumbled to himself, “Hmph. These damned irons are not getting hot.” We were on … Continue reading

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