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I Remember What it Was That I Loved About Running

Only when I started running again did I realize what I was missing during my three-year break. I didn’t remember at first, though. Those first months of trying to regain what I had lost, of trying to remember what it was I used to love–I made it through those months on discipline alone. Discipline motivated … Continue reading

Reasons Not to Run in the Dark, Based Upon True Science and Observation

My wife and her running buddies train in the early morning while it is still dark. I do not go with them, nor am I up to witness it, but I hear about it from others. Here are the reasons I don’t run until the sun comes up. These are all based upon true science … Continue reading

Running in the Rain

Despite a cold front and hard rain this morning, my ten-year-old running buddy was eager to get up when the alarm went off. We were going to a 5 k mud/obstacle race on a ranch in the next town. It was his first full 5 k, and he was ready. After registration we shivered in … Continue reading

Review: Weight Training for Old Guys by Timothy Caso

Timothy Caso has lifted weights for decades. When he was younger, he trained in an Olympic gym, and his lifting partner made the 1980 Olympic team. With a 297 pound snatch and a 391 pound clean and jerk, Caso himself is no weakling. Though Caso isn’t training for the Olympics today, he still lifts, and … Continue reading

Male Weight Lifter Battered by Woman at Local Gym

Abilene, Texas: A young Abilene man spent the night in a local emergency room after receiving a thrashing from a female gym goer last Wednesday. According to eye witnesses, Shelby Stewart, a regular Bro at the Crusty Crab Weight Shack on South 14th street, had it coming. “The guy is obnoxious,” said an older gentleman … Continue reading

CrossFit Coach Tells Clients to “Let Go and Let God”

A local CrossFit competitor is in the hospital after last Saturday’s games in Dallas. According to Sally Shortcake, things went south when she remembered a bit of advice from her coach. “I was in the snatch part of the contest,” said Sally. “I had the barbell overhead. It was my PR. (Yay!) Just then, I … Continue reading

More Scattered Observations of a Cranky Old Weightlifter

My degree isn’t in exercise science, but I have had thirty years’ experience, off and on, to learn from. When I was 12, I got one of the weight sets with the plastic covered concrete plates and a hollow metal bar. I knew three lifts: military press, curls, and reverse curls. A classmate told me … Continue reading

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